Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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