And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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