Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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