How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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