I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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