i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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