Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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