I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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