Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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