I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
