I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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