Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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