"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I have fence marks all over my body
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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