White coat. Heels.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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