Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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