i would punch a child for taco bell
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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