so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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