So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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