She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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