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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Mom said you looked used
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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