I'm jealous of your bromance
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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