Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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