u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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