Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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