About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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