I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
kristin has been a bad kristin
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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