This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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