did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
there is puke in my bra ... again
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