Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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