Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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