i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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