I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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