Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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