Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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