Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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