HIV tests are more positive than that guy
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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