K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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