they need to just BURY HIM!
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
