Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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