Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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