Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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