i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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