True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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