when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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