Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
the raccoons are back...
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