No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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