I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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