BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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