a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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