can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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