mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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