its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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