i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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