i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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