It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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