Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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