I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
