everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
that may or may not have been my penis.
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