I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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