just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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