absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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