So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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