yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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