Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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