Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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